Tyson’s Two Cents
Thu January 26, 2023
Welcome to Tyson’s Two Cents. As the resident dad (and only guy) of the YP Advisor group, I’d like to share some insight, from dad jokes to fatherly financial advice.
Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their battleships? So they can Scandinavian.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The nurse asks for their blood types and the rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
My doctor told me I’m going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Welcome to 2023. We Young Professionals Advisors have a lot of great things in store for you this year. Personally, I’ve made several New Year’s resolutions including:
- Learn how to use the internet
- Beat Elon Musk in a footrace
- Eat one pancake in over 12 different states
- Find out what an airplane is and why it doesn’t fall out of the sky
- And learn more about the delicate art of making filing cabinets
Tyson Bohanan
YP Advisor
Energy One Federal Credit Union
tbohanan@energyone.org
