Tyson's Two Cents

Welcome to Tyson’s Two Cents. As the resident dad (and only guy) of the YP Advisor group, I have a plethora of dad jokes to share. Enjoy this month’s edition.  

• When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
• If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
• I was having a bad day recently and my friend kept saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

Now for “dad’s financial advice of the month”: I’m getting a bit worried about all this price inflation and rising gas prices. That’s why I’ve decided to save money by riding a horse. I think if we all do this together, we could help improve the environment. Plus, we’d look really cool in those cowboy hats.