Tyson’s Two Cents

Welcome to Tyson’s Two Cents. As the resident dad (and only guy) of the YP Advisor group, I’d like to share some insight, from dad jokes to fatherly financial advice.

• I have a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Some days I just stay at a green light until I’m feeling good about myself.
• I recently got arrested for downloading and printing all of Wikipedia. I told them I could explain everything.
• Yesterday I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

It’s almost Halloween and there are lots of spooky things out and about, ghosts and witches, and even vampires. Why did the vampire puke after biting Taylor Swift? Because she had bad blood. (I did the same after being forced to listen to her music).

Tyson Bohanan
YP Advisor
Energy One Federal Credit Union
tbohanan@energyone.org